Hej DP07! (och er andra nuvarande, föredetta och ev kommande IB:are)
Let's make Ola proud!
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Klipp!
WW1
Sparknotes continues to rock our world!
etcetera
March on Rome
Hahaha a.k.a festive lines on paper
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de klarade inte riktigt överföringen till bloggen med hedern i behåll, men njut av länken:3
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Mad Hatter & Alice
How To Write Badly Well...
Jag hittade den här, och tänkte att det kunde finnas något underhållande värde i det han skriver...
/msW.
Välkommen till SJ
När mamman satt i köket och läste, hörde hon sin 7-åring som lekte i sitt rum med sina nya tåg.
- Ta plats, dörrarna stängs, sa grabben. Mamman log.
- Välkommen till SJ, sa grabben. Vi hoppas att Ni får en riktigt trevlig resa med oss idag. Mamman log igen.
- Och för allas trevnad, vi ber er att inte sitta med era skitiga jävla fötter på sätena. Mamman slutade le och rusade in i rummet.
- Varifrån kommer det där språket? Sådana ord vill jag aldrig mer höra, skrek hon. Som straff får du inte leka med dina tåg, utan du får sitta där och skämmas, sa hon, varpå hon tog tågen, gick ut ur rummet och stängde dörren.
Efter två timmar tyckte hon att han hade lidit nog. Det var egentligen inte så farligt det han sa, så hon gick in till sonen, gav honom tågen och sa att han fick fortsätta leka. Hon gick tillbaka till köket.
- Ta plats, dörrarna stängs sa grabben. Mamman halvlog.
- Välkommen till SJ, sa grabben. Vi hoppas att ni får en riktigt trevlig resa med oss idag. Mamman log, den här gången lite mer.
- Och för allas trevnad, vi ber er att inte sitta med era fötter på sätena. Mamman log nu ordentligt, glad att grabben hade lärt sig, glad att hon hade agerat rätt.
- Och vi på SJ vill be om ursäkt för den två timmar långa förseningen, som inte beror på oss, utan på den där jävla surkärringen i köket.
/msW.
Sports break
Frustrated IB Student: You know what? I don't want to wear a normal graduation cap when i graduate. I want a freaking tiara.
You know your in IB when for the past four years, all the English books you have read, someone always dies...and their deaths are symbolic
How to bullshit an English Commentary:
1.) Find 2 themes that always work in every story. Reality VS Perception is a good one. Discovering Identity usually works for everything. If you give up, try sexual connotations.
2.) Find images that support it. The chair represents the isolation, which supports discovering identity. The book is an illusion because we can't see what's inside it, representing how life is covered up in mysteries. Include more as necessary.
3.) Find sounds, structure, or do anything. The indent in the paragraphs represent separation, supporting identity discovery as the narrator attempts to separate himself from the norm. The use of commas represent the pauses endured by the narrator, giving time to think, which represents reality of situations VS perceiving them. The "s" sound is a serpent. Say whatever you want with it.
4.) Anything that doesn't fit with the above is "contrast". Contrast is always used to support ideas, which are all the bullshit themes you came up with.
5.) Present everything you found in order. See, it's just like a physics lab!
IBSTUDENTS! : They will be your boss one day!
KÄMPAKÄMPAKÄMPA
Ballen.
"Som en stor boll av kärlek"
Vad mer kan vi säga? Utan fysik B finns det inte mycket åt det tekniska utbildningshållet att sikta in sig på, och det ska tydligen vara borgerligt med skilda föräldrar.
Kanske lika bra att vi håller oss i vår lilla IB-bubbla, för det blir bara så komplicerat annars...
/msW.
Reasons to sleep with an IB student
2) Re-take? What’s a re-take? We get it right first time.
3) We have incredible endurance.
4) No matter how much work we have, we can still make free time for ourselves.
5) We can serenade our partners in at least 2 different languages.
6) Our Physicists are experts at handling the forces between two objects.
7) Our Biologists know their way around the human body better than any other 6th form student.
8) The chemistry in a relationship is mere child’s play to our higher Chemists.
9) Our Physicists’ knowledge of projectile motion means that things will never get messy – unless you want them to.
10) We are experts at getting the maximum amount of work done with the least amount of effort.
11) Because we do it with creativity, action and (give you a) service.
12) We have experience in extended activity.
13) We can take it to a Higher Level.
14) "A-level students are like tired old bangers; they'll do the job, but it'll be a bit boring. IB students go like Ferraris."
15) Our English syllabus puts a lot of emphasis on oral assessment.
16) No need for modules here; we do it all in one go.
17) It's widely recognised that IB is longer and harder.
18) Haven't you seen the IB people wandering around saying how fucked they are?
19) We're used to going all night long.
20) Our Computer Scientists can push all the right buttons.
21) Our Economists know just how to supply what you demand.
22) A session with one of our Pyschologists will relieve stress and help you sleep at night; and I'm not talking about Insomnia Therapy.
23) We IBers fall asleep in class so that we can get more done at night.
24) Experiments conducted around the world have at last confirmed what we have long suspected: sleeping with an IB student can in some cases double the IQ of a student doing a less rigorous qualification.
25) Our Group 4 students are fearless when it comes to experimentation.
26) We treat you like we treat our homework - we slam you on the table and do you all night long.
27) Thanks to TOK, we have several different methods for getting to 'know' you.
28) We go beyond doing just what we have to do, to make things more interesting.
29) Our Geographers know what to push and how to pull.
30) If you want, we work well in larger groups.
31) We can think creatively and come from all sorts of new angles.
32) Essays aren't the only long thing we can pull out of our pockets at a moment's notice.
33) Our musicians will bring things to a slow swell followed by a climax.
34) Our Design & Technology students know just what materials and methods are right for you.
35) We can assess you both externally and internally.
36) Hey, we do need some reason to sleep.
37) We're willing to try new methods to get better results.
38) We've never been known to finish early.
39) It's not just our essays that are extended.
40) Like variety? We're international!
41) Our Historians will make it a night to remember.
42) Our Business students know all the right places to do their business.
43) Give the Kama Sutra to an IB student, and they won't just read and remember, but analyse and improve.
44) Our Visual Arts students aren't just aesthetically pleasing.
45) IB students aren't just better prepared for college academically.
46) Our Design & Technology students can handle a short nail or a long screw.
47) We penetrate topics from every direction.
48) Our Music students will get you into the rhythm.
49) Our Environmentalists know all about getting dirty.
50) We're all-rounders, by which we mean we're all around 'er.
51) Our Theatre students can play any part you want them to.
52) Our Mathematicians are always looking to have sec^2 x once they've differentiated tan x.
53) It's long, hard and rough to begin with, but worth it at the end.
54) High stress levels reduce the chance of pregnancy.
55) Our Musicians are great with their fingers.
56) Our schedules aren't the only things that are inflexible.
57) Our Economics, Computer Science and Mathematics students do it with models.
58) Our Chemists know just how to make you explode
Ett äpple som heter "Snövit" vet jag inte om jag vill äta...
Vågar du riskera att råka ut för Snövits öde?
Från Wikipedia
Snövit är en äppelsort som är uppkallad efter sagan Snövit och de sju dvärgarna. Äpplet kan drabbas av skorv. Snövit plockas på Norra halvklotet i september/oktober och håller sig som bäst under några veckor framåt efter man plockat det. Köttet är mört och vitt. Snövit passar som såväl ätäpple, som i köket. Blomningen på detta äpple är tidig, och äpplet pollineras av bland andra Alice, Early Red Bird, Gyllenkroks astrakan, James Grieve, Katja, Maglemer, Melba, Mio, Oranie, Suislepper, Sävstaholm och Transparente Blanche.
Snövit är av svenskt ursprung, och är resultatet av en korsning mellan Stenbock och Persikorött Sommaräpple. Den odlas gynnsammast i zon III-V.
