The Wonderful Dan!
"I wonder what vampire boogers look like. Whoops. Let's start over. The bad vampires finally emerge from the forest, interrupting the baseball game. There are three baddies, two guys and one gal. Bella says their eyes are not gold, ocher, or golden-ocher, but instead are burgundy. That means they must be evil, or in love, or high. Or maybe they just got out of a well-chlorinated swimming pool."
For those who have not found the link, although, I think I was the last one...
You are my life now
Maddis-
For those who have not found the link, although, I think I was the last one...
You are my life now
Maddis-
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Postat av: Cho~
You are my life now.. epic.. XD
Postat av: Maddis-
Certainly. But he gets a bit whiny by the end of New Moon, which is quite annoying since he has been criticising Stephanie Meyer so much about that... But he has a lot of valid points and it brings out the entertainment of the series, which is pretty much what is left of it.
Postat av: the lobo hobo
"Edward is an old, perverted man who enjoys watching teenagers weep. This relationship gets creepier and creepier. By the end of the series, he'll be asking Bella to dress up as a sexy nurse and throw burning matches at his face while she cries into a bucket so he can drink her tears."
Postat av: Maddis-
Team Jacob ftw!
Postat av: Cho~
jetpacks! :D
Postat av: Maddis-
Wererhinos!
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